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The internal sexual organs of the female of the species, including the ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus, etc.
Look at that hot chick over there, I’d like to punch her right in the pussy guts with my tube steak.
A horrific fart. This are typically the worst of both worlds, somehow being very, very loud and also incredibly odourous. Gut rippers are a violation of the Geneva Convention, and must come with ample warning so all personnel may evacuate the area. Gut rippers can also be quite painful, either in the stomach area or rear end. After a gut ripper, immediate medical attention is required to anyone in the radius of the ripper, and also the person who gave the ripper initially. However, the administrator of the ripper may have to be locked away in prison for fear they unleash another one. Gut rippers are usually triggered after a really juicy meat based meal. Also, if one makes no effort to contain the ripper, shitting oneself is a guaranteed event, and the shit may even penetrate the victims underwear and outer pant layers, almost like a railgun bullet.
We were cruising on the bridge when James warned us he had a ripper coming. Due to a traffic jam on the bridge, our only option was to throw him over the edge. With a heavy heart, we all did so. He exploded just after he hit the water. Unfortunately, a bunch of fish floated to the surface immediately, along with a scuba diver. A gut ripper at it's finest.
A woman often mistaken as pregnant, when in actuality she is simply a fatty.
Thought I was hooking up with a pregnant chlick the other night so I didn't use a condom; come to find out bitch was a fraud gut!
Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?
Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!
When your gut looks like Gothmogs face
I thought I looked good slim, but you can see my Gothmog gut
Noun:
Gut sex; referring to the Greek God of Assholes. Formally known as Mason the Gut.
- Gut sex, anal fucking, back door creeping, pound the brown ect...
I’m going to Gut sex her sister.
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A virgin vagina over the age of 21 with no history of ever trimming her pubic hair.
Some women get to be 50 years old and still have a FUZZY-GUT
The act of grabbing hold of someone's intestines whilst fisting and then shining them around your head with the intention of removing the digestive system
1:did you hear timmy went out via Tanzanian gut spin
2:fucking legend