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A hipster with an obsessive predisposition toward local and organic foods, ideologies, and practices.
Person #1: "Why'd Courtney stop showering every day?"
Person #2: "Same reason Kelsey is now washing her hair with baking soda... they've gone eco-hipster!"
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People who became hipsters by pirating movies.
John: Hey Tom you wanna go see Transformers I hear it's good!
H. P.: No man i saw it before it came to theaters.
John: Wow, you're such a Hipster Pirate.
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An individual that tries really hard to be a hipster. Some succeed and become a real or true hipster and some... not so much. These are the individuals in the hipster culture that are "too cool" to do stuff or have the "too good for you" mentality. They are often the trend followers in the hipster culture but still is considered a trend starter by many, especially in the non-hipster society(real world).
friend: lets go to this bar
wannabe hipster: thats lame, we're better than that (deep inside he really wants to go but is too worried that others might see him)
friend: but Bridgette(well known underground singer) is there, you know she got a donk!
wannabe hipster: oh... well i guess so.
trend follower
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noun - 1. a member of the contemporary counterculture who suffers through mediocrity for the sake of cool.
2. a secular monk serving the gods of consumerism, worshiping american idolatry
3. one who assumes a vow of ironic poverty
The LCD Soundsystem concert was visually enticing, but Simon caught many an eye for exhibiting the crowd's cultural ideal, for Simon was a hipster aesthetic.
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When one gives off the impression off being interesting, artisitic, cosmopolitan, progressive, different and witty but really it is a victory of style over substance. They dress in the highest of indepdendent fashions, they ooze this abstract indepedence and trendiness. They are generally aesthetically-pleasing but as soon as you spark a conversation with one of them you soon realise it is all a facade to cover up the lack of personality, wit, creativity or intelligence. These are the pretentious middle-class imposters who flock to inner-cities because they think they will fit in.
Two guys are in a bar in Camden, they see a possible Hipster in the corner sipping her ice-tea and reading the latest copy of the Big Issue. One decides to walk over to her
Guy: Hey, can I just say your aura is enchanting!
Faux-Hipster Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....
Guy walks off disappointed. He sees his freind
Guy 2: How did it go?
Guy: Just another Faux-Hipster..
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A hipster that tries to have a dark, gloomy appearance as a fad, usually identifiable by an overweight shape, wearing flannel with an emo frizz and typical hipster way of talking. Will tell you about bands from local colleges you'd probably never heard of nor gived a shit because of its cliche sound and will think they are better than you if you are not part of their hipster group.
Junior 1:"Hey those jocks are beating the shit out of that emo kid"
Junior 2:"Don't worry, its that same hipster who said we listen to gay, garbage mainstream music"
Junior 1:"Oh yeah, that's worse, to hell with emo hipsters"
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