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Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 7, 2022

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Hold a Frank

A phrase used by immortals like Harlz when Largs penises need to be held.

Harlz: “Yo Takerei fuck that bitch she can hold a frank

by Lukebron May 30, 2022


Shot hold

The act of a male holding in his ejaculation during orgasm.

Dude instead of pulling out I shot holded my cum. Best feeling ever.

by God Brothers December 25, 2021


Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023


Holding up 0

Means the person is obsessed with Grant

Person 1: why you holding up 0?

Person 2: because I’m obsessed with Grant

by Dictionary’s Pet July 22, 2022


hold onto your panties

An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.

The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”

by Bobdonis November 13, 2020


Hold One

a prepositional phrase refering to ones sexual preference.(usually Homosexual).

I believe Andrew would HOLD ONE til the swelling goes down.

by andy56 October 20, 2008