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Jerk from home

Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.

The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.

Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”

Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”

by MattyFleetz January 17, 2018


Home of the eiffel tower

No, not Paris. Lockport Township Highschool is known as "Home of the Eiffel tower" for various reasons. One being people having sexual interactions in rather awkward positions.

Caleb; I finna head up to LTHS bruhh.
Damian; Why, what the fuck is up there?
Caleb; mah nigga, they got bitches that let you eiffel tower them, ya heard?
Damian; Oh so that's why they call it Home of the eiffel tower.

by iBEENhadshot February 1, 2015


Home Sae Young

unknown. tests have been run, however, origins of this entity have not been confirmed. advise CAUTION, has been sighted at local FurryCons committing unspeakable acts.

"ayo wtf is that home sae young from SQUID GAME?!?!?!"

by xi xiang ping November 4, 2022


Home field advantage

When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.

My man don't want to chill at my place because it gives me the home field advantage.

by Enderman51 July 16, 2019


Group Home Bitch

A Well Known School Thot who is followed around by her posse who is extremely loud and they stink and they are crazy as hell

Person 1: Oh Boy Here comes a Group home Bitch Looking crazy as hell in the middle of the cafeteria

Person 2: ew she’s coming this way

by RolesvilleBarstool November 15, 2019

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plenty to eat at home

means there is sufficient vagina available for cunnilingus at home and that one does not need to procure additional vagina(s) by sexually harassing one's employees.

Ex. Rob Ford "I would never ask X to eat her pussy, I am happily married and have plenty to eat at home"

by rooster45 November 17, 2013

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Home Run Ass

A baseball player that has very well developed gluteal muscles, aka has a big ass which lends to an increase in home run hitting ability ( in a completely heterosexual way).

Cecil Felder has one home run ass, he just smacked that ball 100 yards past the fence.

by home run May 16, 2010

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