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When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them
Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap
A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
Just another example of Goat's Law.
Lukie's Law is the law of everyday life that applies as follows:
-Anything that affects others, but not yourself, cannot be determined to affect you unless specifically said so by yourself.
Anna: "So you're saying that this animal anthro character that I use online is a fursona"
Lukas: "Yes."
Anna: "That means that your character of a green fox you use online is also a fursona, YOUR fursona."
Lukas: "No."
Anna: "pffft, classic Lukie's Law."
A law in Tv shows (more specifically cartoons) in which a character has to always get an unfair and unreasonable amount of torture as a result of karma, exactly like Squidward, hence the name.
Guy: Why does this character always get tortured a lot?
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.
Any Internet discussion on a topic relating to Outer Space or Space Exploration which goes on for long enough will eventually lead to someone saying that Space exploration or Space itself is a lie/hoax.
This usually refers to Flat Earthers who don't believe that Outer space exists yet this isn't exclusive to them as some people do believe that space exists but that missions have only reached Earth orbit and not to the Moon or the other planets.
"Oh great, Another Flat Earther in the replies of a NASA tweet, Apollo's Law strikes again!"
No talking about farts, poop or butts in AIM chat.
Him: "Fartburger buttexplosion!"
Her: "I asked you to please not say things like that in chat."
Him: "Oops, sorry my bad, broke the AIM law again..."
Where gay marriage is illegal, your same-sex partner's sibling.
Who was that? Oh, that's Bob. He's my brother not-in-law.