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Andy Goode- The Greatest ever Rugby Union player.
- Mum, I saw a GOAT today.
- Oh! How wonderful. What was it’s name?
- Andy Goode.
1.When a kid under the age of 13 views porn for the first time.
2. When the parents answer the "where do babies come from question" as soon as its asked with great detail.
3. When a child walks in on his/her parents going to town on each other
1: "My son received A Good Education last night at Franks house... he said it was the best thing he's ever seen!"
2: Mother- Little Johnny asked the birds and the bees question last night
Friend- He did? What did you tell him?
Mother- We said "screw it" and told him EVERYTHING... my little boy gets A Good Education from us.
3: Father- Melissa and I we're doing the reverse cowgirl and then Bobby walked in on us asking about a new toy car. He might be scared for life now but he got A Good Education
It is the phrase "Good B*tch", often used towards people who do favors for people.
Jake: "Hey Jack can you please close the door for me?".
Jack: "Yeah sure".
*Closes door*
Jake: "GOOD B".
Pussy which is ripe for the taking.
I'm coming over tonight for some of that Pink Goodness.
When you get a mop handle shoved up your ass farther than Tyler did in 13 reasons why
I could go for a good tylering right now, I hope there’s no blood this time
"Sounds good" is the perfect response - to any particular question/suggestion/opinion - that a man can give.
It could mean nothing; and it could mean everything:
"Sounds good."
You know, like it "sounds good" when you slap a girls face with your cock.
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When something is as good as a big, hard juicy cock, one can state that it is “sausage good”
That cake is so good, it makes wet. It’s sausage good.
Girl, you in that dress? It’s sausage good.