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If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.
What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats
Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".
(noun) award given to someone that showcases the Jacob-like it factor.
They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted
When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”
“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”
Smol Jacob is a small man or woman with a unibrow and a semi moustache.
Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.
Man one: ayo smol Jacob WHATS up diggity dog and how’s yo unibrow going?
Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?