A gay black Burmese person, who tends to make fun of bawi hup and sui ku nu.
Bro that girl breath is stinky!
Stop being a Jacob Thang bruh
Manky, wrinkly things that he likes to rub in everybody’s face and when they faint he has some yummy times with them as he infects them with blue waffles
If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.
What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats
Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".
(noun) award given to someone that showcases the Jacob-like it factor.
They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
The One Slippery Boi. He is the hottest person ever created
Do u no Jacob Zaiser?
Yeah he’s a beaut
A fat ass who thinks he is Batman but he is tentacles2766
Jacob graves