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When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.
People who welcome different juice types not just from fruit. People who know the diversity of juice is important
Amanda and Jake.... they just get it
To attempt to make yourself look good on the internet, while making yourself look like a moron.
Jake: I made 'jake-ified' mean something awesome.
Everyone else: No, you made it mean something idiotic.
What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
Hispanic twitch streamer with furry suit
Compa Jake likes men in furry suits
a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent
i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now