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When a lady gets her period and she has little nuggets of blood, ie blood clots, that are thus named as jelly tots as the gentleman likes to chew on them and suck them like he would a lolly of the namesake.
As I ate her out, I smuggled a couple of jelly tots for chewing and sucking later at the movies.
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YOU PPL ARE SO FRICKEN STUPID!!!!What kinda person would wear a braclet just to get it snapped i mean come on!!!!! I wear them all the time and maybe only one time has one broken and it was black but it broke when i took it off oh ya now im am going to have sex w/ myself beccause one black broke! NOT!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE WHO BEALIEVES THAT NEEDS TO GROW UP AND GET A LIFE!!!
i have no example..... but the fact that the ppl who beilieve it are just fricken GAY!
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the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.
we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.
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Hey, later you want some sugar on your jelly?
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During sexual intercourse, right before the male climaxes, at which point the individual on the recieving end kicks him in the balls. If enough force is applied, he'll ejaculate blood everywhere giving the impresion of a squeezed jelly donut.
Mike: "aww yea.."
Mallory:"eat a jelly donut you fckin JEW" *kicks donkey style*
Mike: Ima cum... ugh!!11!
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Colorful simple bracelets worn mostly by teens. I used to have some when I was a kid, and now I'm a teen and I have a bunch more. They're also known as 'sex bracelets', that means if someone brakes a certain colored jelly bracelet (which is hard to do in my opinion), they have to do what the color means. But they're just mostly worn for fashion.
It's common to see them being worn by scene kids (or styles like scene).
You could probably find them just about anywhere, but I got mine at Hot Topic.
girl 1: I love your jelly bracelets!
girl 2: Thanks! I have a bunch more.
girl 1: Ooh! Can I have one?
girl 2: Sure, but make sure no one brakes it.
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A natural jelly that comes out only once every blue moon. It will one day become a prominent brand of jelly as common as the ground you walk upon.
Billy made a peanut butter sandwich. Then he added his precious poo jelly.
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