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Origin: Nolan Shaffer
Definition: A non homosexual act of oral sex between two straight bros.
“Hey Lincoln, my girlfriend is still in Iraq, could you be a real bro and give me a bro-job?”
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When a bitch wants to give an Italian a hand job but instead she squeezes his dick.
Fuck bro, she gave me a smith job.
Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.
Pronounced: "Murff Job"
Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.
A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)
Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"
a once beautiful nose, made to resemble a bird beak by plastic surgery.
man,Angie had such a great looking nose! why'd she have to ruin it with a hawk job?
When a male cums on a female's breasts, then proceeds to rub his body against the female's until they are both covered in cum.
I totally paste jobbed that girl last night, it made a big mess.
To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.
Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.