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A term on xbox live in which you hear the father in the background of the mic,and see the person gets offline real fast,lots of people say that their father slaps his meat on the person's head,neck,or back while saying............."MEAT SMASH" leaving them with scars all over.
Father:Wat you doing boy
Kid:nothin
Father:GET OFF THE GAME NOW
Kid:alright..
Father:Wait.....MEAT SMASH!!!!
Online Person:I could hear Bill get JOE WHITED.
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a camel joe is a male version of the camel toe
omg gail jus told me that she seen a dude with a speedo so tight she seen his camel joe
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the hottest man ive ever seen. (as a lesbian im surprised a man can be so 😍)
👤: omg look at this joe keery edit!
me: im going feral this is the best edit im drooling. send it to me
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Rare, complete and utter bad ass, better than chuck Norris, often known as a drug kingpin, can do anything he desires, no regard to others, many have high respect for such a person. Hates complaints and bitches.
Lives a wild live, similar to a king.
Papa Joe will kick your ass.
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A man part of a Disney band named The Jonas Brothers. My dorky friends who have been brainwashed want to marry him. In truth, his hair is shaggy, he needs to shave and his style in clothes is ucky. He scares me. He appeared in Camp Rock as a snobby pop star (there's a REASON he was so good with that role!!) who harbors friendship (secretly romance) with a chef's daughter. NOT the sexiest man alive like a few definitions say.
Kelsey: OMG JOE'S SOOO CUTE!!
Nikki: JOE JONAS IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND SO BACK OFF!! GRRR!!!
Me: Neither of you are gonna marry him, so get a fucking life..
Kelsey: You're just jealous cuz he loves me and not you so shut up you emo bitch!!
Nikki: Yeah! And he loves me cos i got his face tattooed right here on my boob and i have his name scribbled on all my panties and bras!! And when I go to their concert he'll see my tattoo and he'll throw away his purity ring and run away and marry me and we'll live in his fancy mansion have a million babies who will also be rich and famous and...
Me: *Walk away*
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A Mcdonald's double cheese burger stacked on top of a McChicken. A meal often consumed while intoxicated in the wee hours of the night.
"Hey man, lets get all shitty and eat a Joe Burke."
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Sexual act consisting of inserting your large toe snuggly into the opening of your partners anus or vagina. Similar to fingering, but less deep and a tad more surprising. It is usually criticized as 'not being very pleasurable,' and most often described as just like, 'having a toe up your vagina,' for general lack of a better description.
Friend: "Did you take that girl to see the Shining last night?"
You: "Yeah, it got pretty intense. Right as Jack Torrance shoved his head through the door, I slipped my foot up her skirt for a Cozy Joe."
Friend: "Did she take it like a champ?"
You: "She didn't answer any of my calls after that..."
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