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Mexican Jumping Beans

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

by A-Wall9 May 27, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


TWO PUMP JUMP

A quickie that isn't meant to be a quickie. when your guy is premature in the sack. usually used with negative connotations.

"So how was last night?"

"dinner was good, movie was ok, then we went back to his place"

"and...?"

"well it was a two pump jump, so i was home by curfew"

"boo"

by Sloan NC May 23, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jumping up and down

The act of having sex. Sexy time. In out, in out.

You wouldn't be so tired if you weren't up all night jumping up and down.

by IloveURMom1989 December 13, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hump-hump jump

A highly complicated and potentially dangerous dance move that involves getting in push up position, performing two 'humps' and then pushing yourself up off the ground, only to land in the same position and repeat the cycle.

Move back, clear the floor! My boy's gonna do the hump-hump jump.

by Chrisyoghurt November 11, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


JUMP MY BONES

when I haven't seen Peter for a month, I want him to come on over and fuck me really hard.

ddaaammmnnn.... he looks so hot in those tight ass pants, I just want him to jump my BONES!!

by iloveindians June 29, 2004

76๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


hautian high jump

When a hautian realizes that his or her life is utterly worthless at which time they climb to the top of the highest structure around and jump off, thus ending their misrable life.

see hautian

Poor Bubba did the hautian high jump.

by Eib October 31, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Toronto Tandem Jump

The Toronto tandem jump is a sexual act performed during a threesome that involves two males and one female. The smaller male of the two allows the larger male to penetrate his anus, and then proceed to lift him up and fuck him into the girl.

Dude last night I got the best of both worlds when we did the Toronto Tandem jump.

A penis and a vagina? You must have been lost in a carnal nirvana.

Ya and he made us both bleed.

by The Michelan Man January 9, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž