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Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
the most basic, ugliest, annoying, no a$$, no boobs, flatter than a board, no curves, big forehead, tries too hard to fit in but secretly everyone talks about her, obsessed with landen. calls other people “ho3s”, but missed 8 girls in one night. talks sm, and is going to get rocked in the face.
random person: “she has b00bs”
random person: “where? she’s flatter than ground.”
Anna Kelly is very much hated.
the most annoying, ugliest, obsessive, stick figure, no ass, no titties, big foreheaded bitch. who is gonna get their shit rocked because they talk too much. calls other people a “hoe” but made out with 8 girls in one night.
random person: “anna has b00bs”
random person: “she’s flatter than a board.”
Anna Kelly is disgusting.
The act of peeing on a teenage girl while in full pirate costume
I walked in on an arr kelly the other day.
The hottest-coolest time in Texas.
I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.
A strong soul who never gives up. she always care for everyone and is very loving she always gives the beat advice and is the sweetest.
who’s that
it’s Danielle Kelly
Ryan Langford Is Such A Sexy Beast
I’m Lillie kelly and I Shagged him 876 times