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Has a humongous dick and gets tons of pussy that he be drowning. Watch out cause he might splash on you bitch like water 💦
Michael Bambino fucked my bitch last night. Rip.
Michael Sanzone is apart of a tik tok house called the hype house, he became a member of the hype house because he slept there and never left so Thomas Petrou said “if u make content, u can stay”, so Michael did. Michael Sanzone is literally my favorite person ever, he’s also my favorite tik toker and one of my favorite hype house members, he’s a nice and funny guy and has such a sweet personality, if u ever become his gf don’t break his heart plz
me: do u know Michael Sanzone?
person: no
me: HOW?! he’s my fav tik toker EVER
A British children's author and poet is famous for his poems and stories, but he is an unlikely living-meme and is also famous and known by unlikely people due to a YTP of his appearance on Cbeebies posted by a channel named Insector in 2009 that just... well... really took off. The idea of sentence mixing and editing video clips of this man and making memes of him was then tried by many people. The most popular Michael Rosen meme is the 'Noice' meme, where, in the poem performance of 'Hot Food', he says a catchy line, that goes: 'Til it's cool, just cool, into the mouth, nice. Because of his accent, it sounds to many people like 'noice' and not 'nice', and that is why the word nice with an o in it is almost always associated with Michael Rosen memes. YTPs, YTPMVs, and even animated YTPs have been made of Michael's poem performances, often posted to YouTube as 'birthday collabs', where YouTube Poopers get together to make a kick-ass YTP. On the 7th May (Michael's birthday), the YTP videos are emailed to Michael himself where he gets to watch and laugh at them. His view of the collabs is unbiased, he simply doesn't want young children to mistake unclean YTPs for his actual poem performances. Some of the YTPs he thinks are very good. Others are just sordid garbage created by bored teenagers.
Guy 1: Get off the Internet and get a life.
Guy 2: I'm busy editing Michael Rosen.
A dumb cock sucking faggot who likes big black boners in his mouth. He shoves dog dick up his butt every night to the soundtrack of Lion King. He is also known for robbing all the kfc's.
Michael East? That Faggot put a dick in his butt! Said Travis.
I know he is so gay right? I heard he sucks dick for money! Replied Chris.
Hmm.. where should I start??
The King of Pop
Pop Music Icon
Record in the Guiness Book of World Records as most money spent to charities
The family that accused Michael Jackson of molesting their child admitted that they only did it for money
Michael Jackson was and will be the most talented entertainer in the world
Unfortunately, lots of people today are brainwashed by The Media and believe every little lie they come up with
Most of the world sees Michael Jackson as the real, talented, fun, loving, innocent guy he really is while the rest see him as what The Media, or what I like to call them, "The Lies" sees him as....
He died June 25, 2009, a day after my birthday.
He will never be forgotten....
R.I.P. Michael Jackson <3
Michael Jackson: If you wanna make the world a better place, then take a look at yourself and make a change
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When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.
Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.
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(verb) Doing a Michael Bay is a term used to describe directors that aim on style over substance, particularly in the region of sex and explosions. If your film has loads of explosions and sex appeal, yet little story, you are basically doing a Michael Bay.
(director's name here) totally did a Michael Bay on that film. Everything in it was just for the sake of it.
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