"I miss you!" Game

When you contact someone you haven't seen in a long time, and they will typically say "I miss you! We should hang out!/Lets meet up sometime!" However, when you go to make plans or contact them again. They never respond back or claim they are busy during that time.

Girl 1: Hey, haven't seen you since last day of school!
Girl 2: Aww yeah! I miss you so much! We should hang out :)
Girl 1: Cool lets make plans :D
Girl 2: *Never responds back*

- or -

Girl 2: I'm busy that day. *No further explanation*

Those are the two typical scenarios of the "I miss you!" Game.

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I miss my ex

I miss my ex too:(

Me: Man I miss my ex:(
Friend: They literally cheated on you.

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I’m no Miss New York

What you say when you mean you’re nothing special; sure, I did this, but, I’m humble about it.

Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.

Ethan: Safira your handwriting is so perfect, mine is so bad!!
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.

Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.

Little Miss Slut Muffin

A chubby slut with a sweet personal to lure attractive men to eat her muffin. Beware. Slut muffins contain highly addicted sex for men to fall in love.

Little Miss Slut Muffin is waiting for her daily facial from the Milkman.

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missed calls from mom

Certain death.

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...

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miss kobayashis dragon maid

the gayest show on planet earth

"do you have any gay show recommendations?"
"miss kobayashis dragon maid"
"thanks bro"

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Little Miss Date Rape

n. 21th century. Slut. A female that brags about sex non stop to gain attention.

GUY 1: what do you think of Kim?
GUY 2: Oh, you mean Little miss date rape? She never shuts up about her herpes!

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