Muff Cabbage

Muff: Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs.(urbandictionary.com)
Cabbage: Cash money Mo money (urbandictionary.com)

Muff Cabbage: Gross ass pussy that noone wants to go near nor touch. A standard muff cabbage resembles a half eaten cheesesteak,with both mushrooms and onions mmmm

Bill: That girls lookin sexy in the red
Mike: Who, that bitch? Naa stay away shes got muff cabbage like a vegas hooker.
Bill: Ahhh gross muff cabbage

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Muff Master

A very smart, or intelligent person, much more than people normally are, yet are at particular times they become very inept or foolish at other everyday things.

Kim is such a muff master, she is very intelligent, yet at times makes really silly mistakes.

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cuffed her muff

the act of cuping a woman's vagina or grabbbing it.

Lisa walked up to me looking very horny, so I cuffed her muff to feel how wet she was.

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muff butt willy

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.

Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!

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Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage is a new slang term for a ladies private parts. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

What's a muff cabbage? It's a Jersey thing.

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Choco - Muff

A chocolate covered bran muffin.

Karen invented a new bran muffin covered in chocolate and named it: Choco - Muff

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muff cabbage

Many Jersey people would refer this word as a woman's vagina. You wouldn't understand its a jersey thing.

used in season 14 episode 9 of south park aired 10-13-2010

Your muff cabbage!' 'YOU SICK OLD WOMEN MUFF CABBAGE' 'YOUR CABBAGE

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