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A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.
Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.
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One of the gayest expressions commonly used today. Often used before stating something obvious or something that no one would bother to lie about. This expression is over used and almost always makes the user look like a douche.
-I'm not gonna lie, that movie was terrible.
-I know, why would someone lie about that?
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Early 90's song by right said Fred. Very funny to dance to, even if you aren't female or gay.
I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.
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THE POPULAR TIKTOK MEME THAT IS ABOUT OVERWATCH
BOY: Maybe I'll be Tracer
Girl: I'm already Tracer
BOY: What about Widowmaker
Girl: I'm already Widowmaker
BOY: I'll be Bastion
Girl: Nerf Bastion
BOY: Your right. So, Winston
Girl: I wanna be Winston
BOY: I guess I'll be Genji
Girl: I'm already Genji
BOY: Then I'll be McCree
Girl: I already chose McCree
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I am most certainly not holding it for a friend.
Johnny what is this newly purchased carton of Marlboro's doing in your sock drawer?
It's not mine...I'm holding it for a friend!
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a girl's excuse for everything.. and it works.
Teacher: Excuse me, why are you late to class?
Girl: I'm on my period.
Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.
Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.
etc.
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