Never Nice November

A fake word to cover up No Nut November, in case your crush asked what is NNN.

You: I'm sorry, but NNN has been tough.
Crush: What's NNN?
You: Never Nice November.

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You're not a nice person

The best way to own someone.

Andre: You fist like a seal

Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person

Andre: DAMN!

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I'm such a nice person

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.

Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.

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have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

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gym-nice-tics

When a situation does not involve being nice, but rather one being bad.

Saying "It's not called gym-nice-tics" after pwning a person.

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How Nice For You!

Words directed at a person when your'e not really interested (with) more than a little jealousy thrown in!

Do we really care??

Jeremy:"My Wife and I are off again to Borneo!"

Derek:"Oh really?-How nice for you!"

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Nice to meet you

In matters of etiquette, the proper way to introduce yourself to someone you don't know.

Scott: My name is Scott, and I'll be your ski instructor for today. Nice to meet you.
Peter: Thank you, nice to meet you too.

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