Urban dictionary name

Name definitions that horny teens put down to desire and simp on about their non existent dream boyfriends.

They are everywhere on the urban dictionary, type in a name and all the simps will come for you.

Charlie: is an urban dictionary name
The definition of Charlie: hE iS s0 sWeEt lOvInG bOy alWayS vEry fUnnY and hAS hUGE aBs aLl tHE gIrLs lOvE hIm aNd I WAnt cHaRLie aS a b0yFr1end

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Your middle name

The name your mom uses when u are fucked up

( your middle name here) come instantly to your room!

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pet named steve

just f you dude.

WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH THIS?

I think i ate a my pet named steve

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My name is jeff

When some 11 year old watches 22 jumpstreet for the first time and feels like being annoying

hey my name is jeff

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Obamas last name

Obama

Friend: what’s obamas last name?
You: urban dictionary says it all

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your first name

What stupid people or people trying to be funny look up because Urban Dictionary tells them to.

Idiot: *reads "look up anything, like your first name"* Hmmm well I have nothing else to do so I'm going to literally search up "your first name".

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Mexican Name Scale

The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.

10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF

9: Moreno--very BA

8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy

7: Ramirez--pretty cool

6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all

5: Flores--nice person

4: Mendoza--decent but not good

3: Castro--a bit asanine

2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly

1: Gomez--what an idiot!

If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.

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