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dude wtf?
Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions
what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?
kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?
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This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.
Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!
Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...
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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
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A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.
I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass
"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"
This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.
The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.
a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.