tongue oil

A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.

Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!

Texan oil rig

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.

Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night

oil fiend

A 2000s-born person who does nothing but smoke weed oil. They refuse to smoke actually marijuana buds, only hash oil. Their tolerance is so high, that they often can't find any satisfactory high unless it's through the process of looking like a crack head and smoking from an oil rig.

I used to be an oil fiend like you, then I took a propane to the lungs.

sippy oil rig

During intercourse you pack a fat lip and spit the fresh black (preferably fine cut) dipping tobacco in your girls vagina the. Fuck her until she squirts it up like a drill on the oil rig.

Damn bro i did the sippy oil rig with my girl last night.

Well how did it go?
Pretty good i was covered and she said she has never had a buzz like that

Oil goblin

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.

Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”

oil burner bitch

The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.

Get the fuck outta here you goddamn oil burner bitch

boohoo oil

Commonly used lubricant used during anal sex

"She was down for anal but I didn't have any boohoo oil bruh"