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A conservative who usually is usually conservative on the matters of tax reduction, international policy and gun rights, but can often times be liberal on such issues as drug prohibition, abortion and adult material.
They see liberal establishments like Moveon.org and College Liberals to be outdated or sometimes hypocritical, due to the perceived notion that they're concerned with only promoting certian rights for people and not others and put their own special interests in front of national security.
They also tend to be suspicious of political correctness, seeing it as an ironic classification of people who wanted to escape classification.
Many can be irreligious.
They tend to be late Generation X (1975-9) or early to mid Generation Y (1980-5).
Named after the cartoon South Park.
South Park Conservatives are an odd bunch.
They believe in tax cuts and Middle East reform yet they toke up like a hippie with 24 hours to live!
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South Jefferson High School is a school located in upstate NY. If you aren’t watching kids smoke weed in the bathroom while you skip fourth period then you probably shitting your pants from the friday pizzas. People who go here are either very successful or will live in the dumpster of the tops market next door.
Person One Poor hobo, I always feel bad for people who are homeless.
Person Two Hey I know that guy, I graduated with him from South Jefferson Highschool, don’t feel bad one time he called my sister a tramp and the Tea Page exposed him.
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The act of having your Partner lay down underneath a tall table while you stand on top of the table naked and without warning you attempt a backflip off the table and try to land inside your partner.
This will usually end in a broken dick and a ton of screaming.
Extra Points for actually making it in your partner.
" Dude I saw the Ambulance at your house last night, what happened?"
" I tried to do a south african backflip, but I missed.
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A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.
Wow, I loved drinking in Five Points when I visited the University of South Carolina.
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Really beautiful place where you can go ski or snowboarding, swim in the lake and go hiking.
We have a few cool kids, some retarded, but then again, what city doesnt have some?
And of course, we have our retarded bitch-made haters like "SickkofTA-hoes" whos just mad because he/she doesnt have any friends in that town cause hes most likely a douchebag, who talks shit on everyone who doesnt like him. Calls every girl/guy a slut because those "sluts" probably wouldnt want to fuck that piece of shit, am I right? yes I think so :)
Nikki: Hey did you invite "SickkofTA-hoes" to the party in South Lake Tahoe?
Mike: Hell no! That kid is a punk bitch :)
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A cool place in Jersey only a short train ride away from NYC. The highschool where young residents attend can be seen in the film Garden State starring Zack Braff, a graduate of said Highschool. Other famous grads include Lauryn Hill and the Fugees. The people are chill, the beer is cheap, and the weed is plentiful.
This town blows chunks!
I know, I wish we lived in Maplewood/South Orange!
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the dumbass school that sold a $62,000 trailer for $1 on eBay. Good job Rachael Heath!
Person 1:Did you hear about that trailer at East Stroudsburg South?
Person 2: Hell yeah, what a bunch of dumbasses!
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