Fried egg

White person, who wants to be, or should be Asain. I.E. white on the outside, yellow on the inside.

Asain: "He's comming with us (points at white kid)?"
Asain 2: "Don't worry, he's a fried egg."

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cooking eggs

Cooking eggs means to make crack

"When she saw me cooking eggs, she thought I was back at it."

Stunting Like my Daddy. Lil Wayne.

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Egg Fetish

Term describing nerds who enjoy homework

Damn does Billy have an egg fetish

Turtle Egg

Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...

Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!

Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!

Parakeet egg

An egg that a parakeet lays duh

That parakeet egg tasted like shit

egg ink

I guess it could be used as slang for cum/semen

Bro I totally filled her with my egg ink

Fuck an Egg

An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.

Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.

Me: oh, fuck an egg.