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The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.
Eyal: What did you do last night?
Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden
The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.
Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night
Seeing porn or hentai on a facebook which is pandering for likes!
"What's this post? Hentai, that's total wank bait!"
A tongue wank is when you get the tightest of pussies and you tongue them and you actually stick your tongue up the pussy and it feels like a wank but on your tongue.
Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand
"That guy next door he gave me a tongue wank it felt so good" or
"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"
Our esteemed new President is denouncing global warning and will be completely screwing the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing Global Warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.
Rich: I need to get more sunscreen.
Tom: Why?
Rich: Brace yourself, President Trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of Global Wanking, pissing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!
Another term for male masturbation.
Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”
Where you slap yourself during masterbation either by accident or on purpose.
I gave myself a right badass wank slap yesterday.