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it is a thing, a real thing.
opening the mic.
I can't open the mic right now.
She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"
Noun:
The butthole.
Verb:
The opening of the anus.
Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.
Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.
Well open eyes big big towards BTS the kpop group kkk
Well open eyes big big towards BTS the kpop group kkk
its when a girl uncrosses her legs
Don't call me or put me down unless we have sufficient open interest.
A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
A game played at swimming pools. Part of the group waits in the pool unsuspectingly, while someone else runs in with water guns and starts shooting cold water at everyone. The resulting shock and surprise ruins everyone's day at the pool.
Johnny and I were swimming when Zoe and Margot ran in and shot ice cold water at us and started a game of Opening Night.