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When your skin is so black it looks like train paint.
My 23&me results concluded that I’m .02% sub Saharan African, so my new Knick name is train paint.
To cum on your sex partners ass.
Liberace loved to be painting it with Rock Hudson.
Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.
My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.
When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something
Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.
A horny girl who has been "man handled" in the past 24 hours
After a few drinks and a trip to my apartment, that girl from the club became freshly painted with my cum.
Paint 3D is a built-in cheap photoshop and is pretty easy to use.
I used Paint 3D to fake my Driver's License.
A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.
For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!
Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.