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Pearl Harbor - verb - to shoot pearls of giz on an unsuspecting victim when she doesn't even realize you are in the room.
I sneaked in and shot a load on my personal trainers back while she was watching tik tok videos. She never saw it cumming, I totally pearl harbored her."
When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly
Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"
Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"
To block a person on a social media platform, usually in the blink of an eye.
“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.
Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.
A booger
I got so much Sand in my nose I had the biggest nose pearl come out
Permanently implanting marbles or like objects +not all are round) in a mans 'member' for his bf's pleasure during a stent in prison
Those are my prison pearls, I had them done for my 'wife' when I got out.
To describe a girl masturbating
Becky last night was Searching the clam for a pearl