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When someone puts their hand in your pocket and gives you a discreet hand job until completion.
"Dude, Julie gave me a pocket shot at the bar and now I have a huge protein stain on my duck heads."
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The act of inserting fries in to ones pocket for later consumption
dude i ate pocket fries during spanish class all period
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Guy 1: Herro, How about that carnival?
Guy 2: Yea how did that go?
Guy 3: It was fine. Only bad thing was I only had a ten dollar bill to change for quarters so I was walking around with a Jewish pocket the whole evening.
Guy 2: Don't worry about that.
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A hot dog kept in a man's pocket in case he is unable to achieve erection. Used as an alternative to a penis on an unsuspecting victim.
After a long night of pubbing, when it came time to get laid, poor ole Eddy had a case of whiskey dick. Luckily, he had his pocket dog and she didn't even know the difference!
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if you're pocket raped then someone put their hand into your coat or jacket pocket. it can also be when you put your hand in your own pocket and whack people while your hand is still inside.
"why've you got your hand in my pocket? POCKET RAPE!"
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masturbating through your pockets, usually when someone is bored, or there is a sexy lady sitting across from you at a business meeting.
Employee: it seems like the new guy always keeps his hands in his pockets. What's up with that?
Boss: He has a habit of playing pocket pinball
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Originated from the toy Polly Pocket, given to guys named Paul (unfortunately)
Sandy, I want a (physical) hug. =)
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