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Overstimulating the glans of the penis vigorously, for example, by rubbing the palm of the hand against the top of the penis head as if to "polish" it, which can feel really good or overwhelming or excruciating, depending on the sensitivity of that anatomy.
That cock head polishing always drives them crazy
A glass of water with a booger in it
I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.
When you double closed fist punch(🤜🏼🍆🤛🏼)your hard infested boner hoping to relieve the green ooze
I got gonorrhea and gave myself the polish clap… it didn’t work
When you use a potato as a fleshlight and mud as lube.
Mate, im so poor I've begun using polish pay for satisfaction.
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Did you hear about Smith? He found polish pay at the farm.
Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.
That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.
The act of a female licking the mid section between the scrotum and the anus.
Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
During intercourse, the penis continuously becomes dislodged from the vagina and thus causing a “stop and go” system in love making (much like a Pollack driving through a blinking red light). This is typically caused by a shorter than usual penile shaft.
Rebecca found herself in a Polish Stoplight with her husband because his birthday warranted their annual coitus.