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pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh

Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.

by phillydrifter April 17, 2011


General Pork

Keanu, he eats lots of food

Man 1: twust that general pork guy is a fat bastard
Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him

by the biggest bird 69 April 24, 2023


su pork

su pork is a cool fat dude and he is also a red head so if your really hungry and you want pork say "I want a su pork" Not pork or su pork will eat your family

su pork is cool so be cool too

by imonthepodium May 9, 2022


Pork the Pig

1. The act of intercourse with a fatty - also see pork

Fuck me Johnny's actually gonna pork the pig

by MrIdontgiveafuck April 29, 2019


Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! May 20, 2011

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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what July 8, 2013

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Flipping the pork

An offhand sexual reference that denotes one's manhood had been resting in the downward position for too long, and the individual that is "flipping the pork" has aroused the speaker and caused their manhood to arise to a vertical position.

"Honey, if you don't mind, could you please come flip the pork?"

"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."

by atrum October 8, 2013