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A sexual act used as a finishing move. Mimics the activities of an Oregonian gas station. 3 people are required for this act: one is the Recipient, one is a Bum, and the third is the Pump. The Bum swipes the Recipient's credit card in the Pump's ass crack. This allows the Pump to release their fluids into the Recipient's throat. Optional: the Bum yells "FINISH HIM" as the Pump is about to release their fluids.
(An alternative of the Washington Gas Pump)
"Hey Jerry, you should get Tom to come over so that we can do the Oregon Gas Pump properly tonight!"
"Honey, I can give you the Oregon Gas Pump, but we will need to find somebody extremely unemployable to swipe my credit card."
"Hey Bobby, want to play Mortal Kombat X while Tina and her Bum friend perform the Oregon Gas Pump on us?"
"These Oregon Gas Pumps are more satisfying than a bukkake in Africa."
The Austrian gas pump is when You feed your girl large quantities of food, and she is so full of food that she needs to shit a lot. Then you fuck her in the ass and the shit explodes causing it to go all over you shirt, pants, and dick.
This girl Jaminca wanted to do the Austrian gas pump with me.
Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner
We did have sex but i gave her the two pump surprise
When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.
Origin: Family Guy
Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.
When a passenger in the back of the car jerks off another passenger.
I couldn't keep my eyes on the road because my friend was getting a passenger pickle pump in the back seat.
A line from the song Why Not? by LOONA
Woah woah woah woah woah.. let's pump it up!
A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.
We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.