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The sound made when you hit each tom on a typical five piece drum kit twice starting with the high tom. In 4/4 time the "and a" at the end of a measure is a good lead in to the "1 e and a 2 e" that comprises the Robert Downey Junior part of the succeeding measure.
No dude its "and a ROBert downey JUNior", not "ROBERT DOWNey junior". OK everyone......1.2.3.4.
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Bear Grylls: And there we go. Robert's your father's brother or, Bob's your uncle.
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Robert de niro is one of the greatest actors of all time. 'naggers like fried food and korn bread' and 'guess' are both examples of racist faggots who most likely eat dick all day long and fuck get fucked by their dads. Know nothing at all and usually the people you see on the side of the road at 2am in the morning offering to suck dick for a meal when your driving past them.
robert de niro is equal with al pacino ... just watch heat
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An expression used in response to someone who accidentally or purposely trips you up at the worst possible time. Usually occurs during moments of intense concentration or during a special moment. Based on the President Obama Inaugural Oath when Chief Justice John Roberts incorrectly stated the words “that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully”; thereby causing President Obama to pause and disrupting Obama's special moment. Similar usage to don't tase me bro
Chief Justice John Roberts: ...that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully
President Obama: Don't Roberts Me, Chief!
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When you go to the video store and rent a wicked old VHS of Fight Club to watch with your hot girlfriend (must be brunette or it doesn't work as good) and you watch the movie and get kinky with her in the Robert Paulson scene.
After the film you do the nasty and halfway through you completely go limp, totally dead, you hold your breath for as long as you can until that bitch thinks you're dead. Then and only then will she start to chant "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson." Then you finish inside her like never before and you realise that there is no girlfriend and she is actually your hand. Fight Clubbed.
Hahah, Dwayne watched Fight Club alone last night and totally did a His name is Robert Paulson again..
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The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.
Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.
Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome
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sexy little bitch that works in galleries
"o hi liam robert thaomas jones"
"o hi is that liam robert thomas jones?"
"yeah"
"no? alright ill try again later"
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