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The act of delivering a rimjob to a relatively unclean anus, then licking your hand and stroking the shaft of your partner while whispering pseudo Nazi Christian philosopy. This makes a funny sound while covering the dick in a brown slurry which looks like bad ronzoni pasta.
He was in bed with shaleena, but snuck out to deliver a sloppy Rusty RonBoni to Richard Simmons.
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The act of removing one's penis from a woman's anus, promptly inserting it between her breasts and fucking vigorously. Depending on the feces to penis to breast ratio, the necktie may be more, or less apparent given the circumstances.
I gave this chick such a rusty necktie last night the scrap yard has been calling all morning
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When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone
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The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.
I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times
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don't wash your genitals for a week, then while you are having intercourse, the girl licks the cheese under your nuts.
bailey was quite eger to take part in a rusty pioneer
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An act performed by two men that involves using one's dick to slap another guy's balls around after anal sex.
Joe: Hey, Bob, do you want to rusty putter tongiht?
Bob: No way, Joe, that's sick!
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when you bang three chicks in a row and dont wash it in between
i gave those broads the rusty wery last night
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