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When you abruptly stop going down on your significant other to shout at them for not appreciating you
And then out of nowhere he pulled a Salty Greg on me!
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When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.
Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.
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The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.
(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)
Dan: How's it going buddy?
Jon: Not so good.
Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?
Jon: Well I went for a run today.
Dan: Ah.. you sore?
Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
Dan: Was it worth it?
Jon: Absolutely
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Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.
Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.
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a slightly older women who isn’t all that wealthy,but will convince you otherwise not to buy anything; is salty towards you and those who surround you.
Instead of a sugar mama, I got a salty mama.
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When a male puts tortilla chips and salsa into the vagina and then procedes to fuck it
"Yo gurl Tyshawn gave me a salty Felipe last night" " How was it?" "Delicious"
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The act of ejaculating all over a women's breasts.
Bro... I gave Megan the most amazing salty peaks last night!
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