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This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.
Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.
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Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com
Dude, those bums beards are so salty.
Those surfer's have some really salty beards
www.saltybeards.com
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when someone creates a stupid and meaningless definition that nobody has heard of to vent their frustration
like this one
"wow this guy is a salty fuck. why is he even on here"
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When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.
I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.
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When somebody dips French fries into milkshake
Oh my god, Donna is having a salty milkshake at McDonalds
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The act of ejaculating all over a women's breasts.
Bro... I gave Megan the most amazing salty peaks last night!
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When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan
Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.
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