Parting the Red Sea

(Also see The Moses Effect) The act of creating space as a form of rejection by every woman on the dance floor. Being in a club and going into the dance floor to dance and you find yourself in a gaping hole of space between you and everyone else and they are not paying attention to you. A further way girls part is by switching positions with their guy dance partners as to be as far away from the Moses. This is the harshest form of rejection by women on the dance floor that is known at this time.

Man 1 - HAHA He's Parting The Red Sea!
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - Look at the space between him and everyone else on the dance floor.
Man 2 - Oh yeah, there's a lot of space there.

9👍 28👎

Deep-Sea Munching

When a man shoves his entire tongue into a woman's vaginal cavity while underwater. This sexual act is often, but not always, accompanied by shoving ones fingers into the anus and biting the clit with ones teeth (although, the biting is very strenuous).

Dude, Karen and I went Deep-Sea Munching last night and it was IMMACULATE!

4👍 10👎

Hispanic Sea Bass

The most disgusting thing that anyone could think of. Because of his origin, most people already look down on this particular sea bass. There is no way to add a positive attitude for this word. Also, most people do not like this fish, because it just seems to do everything wrong. The meat of this fish is also very disgusting, so no one likes to eat it.

-"What did you catch when you went deep sea fishing?"
-"A Hispanic Sea Bass."
-"Ew... Throw that ish away."
-"Why?"
-"Because the Hispanic Sea Bass is disgusting"

1👍 1👎

part the pink sea

to part the pink sea is a euphemism for masturbation by a female.

origin: the separation of labia?

she likes to part the pink seas when she is lonely on the Friday nights she doesn't get laid.

1👍 1👎

Flying sea horse

When two people are having sex and the female is in revers cow girl and she flaps her arms and caws like a bird

Dude me and my girl friend are gonna try the flying sea horse

1👍 1👎

snorkeling in the red sea

Going down on a girl who is on her period

After snorkeling in the Red Sea with Jamie, my nose down to my chin were running with blood

1👍 2👎

Deep sea diving

Having to retrieve a tampon after sex. Consisting of squatting and retrieving the tampon with your fingers. Usually there is a moment of panic when you believe it is too far to reach.

I decided to have sex on my period but had to go deep sea diving afterward.

3👍 7👎