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What we'll all get after they find a vaccine. Then after everyone except the ant-vaxx moms gets an incredibly painful needle injected into their arm, we all go to bars and get shots of Corona. And 100 years later, some other epidemic pops up and we're screwed AGAIN.
Hey M8, wanna get our Corona Shots?
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It similar to a crack addict's need for crack cocaine -so simply, The need to get your weekly dose (or fix) of the reality show Jersey Shore. Symptoms may include: constant recap, the raping of facebook newsfeeds, consistently watching re-runs, and other obsessive behaviors.
Person 1: OMG...I am just dying to watch Jersey shore this week. I saw from the ad that Vinny and Snooki get steamy -I wonder what happens. And Sam and Ron-
Person 2: (to Person 3) Will s/he ever stop?
Person 3: Not until s/he gets her/his Jersey Shot.
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n. A shot of liquor taken by drinking the shot and then pouring the remainder of the drops into the bottom of a shot glass and snorting it.
Wow that Australian Shot made my nose bleed, but at least I didn't waste any Svedka!
Quit bein a pussy and take your Australian Shot already.
(Vodka + Nose = Other Nostril Worse) is an equation that can be explained after taking an Australian Shot in each nostril.
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Similiar to a "strikeout", the person in question inhales a hit of marijuana, pounds an entire beer, takes a bite from a fresh apple, then exhales the marijuana smoke.
Rafters, kyakers, and river party animals in general from the Pacific Northwest are fimliar with the practice, which originated in the absense of hard acohol because glass bottles or containers are generally frowned upon in a raft or at the bank of a river.
While rafting the river, I got fucked up off a couple Wenatchee Shots, and didnt notice because the apple is so refreshing!
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While having sex doggy style, the person doing the jack hammering chugs a gallon of milk. The gyration of the body with the souring of the milk in the stomach will induce vomiting. This will need to be timed perfectly with ejaculation. While the shot goes inside of the vagina, the flu like vomit goes all over the back.
"Last night i gave my girl a flu shot and i dont think that she liked me cumming inside her or my puke on her back."
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The Act of ejaculating onto a female awoken's face with the lights off.
Man last night I was with petra, and being the nightstalker I am I pull a shadow shot on her face, didn't see it coming lol.
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Huge mistake; major dumb move. Origin: My husband thought he was going to dry fire a .32 but ended up shooting a round in our brand new mattress and it is not even paid off.
I wanted to get to work on time, but I shot the mattress on that one.
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