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1) Having sex with a female, after someone else had sex with her within an hour before you.
2) Sucking/Kissing a woman's breasts with the intention of getting it on.
1) Steve banged Sarah right after Stew did, but Steve was okay with sloppy seconds.
2) Bill went up Beth's shirt and started sucking on her tits, constituting sloppy second base or sloppy seconds.
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When a man gets drunk and whips up a batch of green jello and mixes it up wih urin and various lotions so it is nice and sloppy.The man then takes a trip to the local cemetary and digs up a distant relative. Then the man even more drunk, takes the corps to a secluded space and crames the sloppy jello into an oraphis of his chioce and fucks the shit out of it.
Adam Gonzalez loves sloppy jello
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When the man shits into the woman's vagina, cums all over her shitty pussy then eats her out causing you to vomit. then vomit the shitty cum mixture onto your partners chest.
Last night i was fucking Gretchen and had to shit and gave her a sloppy tom.
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Third Base with oral action. Giving a blowjob to a guy or eating out a girl. The last base before home plate.
How far did you get? I got a sloppy third
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When in the 69 position the male is on top driving his penis into the womans mouth as he slowly pushes out a shit so that it drops on her face
Wow babe you really cleaned up nice after that sloppy joe I gave you
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You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.
I was walking to work and I got sloppy joe all over me
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when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "And that was the way it was"
they performed a Sloppy Cronkite with immaculate composure.
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