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A crezzle special is the art of getting blackout drunk then going for a quick tactical wank and kip underneath your bed, the crezzle special can only be performed by people who hear voices in their walls and are horribly lonely.
I’m going to pull a crezzle special tonight boys does anyone want to come over?
the act of having a penis in your mouth while simultaneously tossing his/her salad while he/she defacates onto a goat; a rim/blowjob if you will (extra points for making noises come from the goat)
I thought the goat was gonna die while i was recieving my first oraltiz special.
A drinks combination that involves a bottle of beer or cider along with a Jägerbomb. Surprisingly refreshing this combination is only made better through low prices often found in student bars.
Me: can I get a Barry Special please.
Barman: A what?!
Me: .... A bottle of Bud and a Jägerbomb please.
Barman: £4
Me: Sweet.
When one bongs a guinness and a strawberry daiquiri, one after the other.
Rich did four Schutte Specials and passed out in my bed.
A little handicap and a little special ed.
Stop being so Handy Special and read the directions.
When you get a loaf of bread shove it up someone arse and then proceed to eat it
Yeah me and the wife did a special bread yesterday it got messy
when your special ed but even more special
hey are you special-ed?
no I'm special bread