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1. A commonly used protest to an uncommenly stupid or ridiculous comment. The phrase was first coined by the 18th century scotish philosopher David Hume in his 1751 book "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals".
2. The most common and non fallacious arguement against Nihilism.
3. An advanced tactic used by police negotiators
4. The mating call of Hispanics.
1. Girl in tears: i can't let him leave me for that tramp! I'm just going to get pregnant and claim that the child is his!
Guy Friend: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!
2. Nihilist: It is impossible to distinguish 'existence' from 'non-existence' as there are no objective qualities, and thus a reality, that one state could possess in order to discern between the two.
Other Philosopher: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!
3. Insane Man: All of you need to back the fuck off before I blow this bitch's brains right out of her fucking head!
Police Negotiator: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!
4. Friend: Hey, look at that fine girl that came with *insert name here*
Hispanic dude: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!
Friend: What?
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used to express extreme tiredness or low blood sugar
"Wake up, James!"
"What? Where am I? Stop walking around Cullman!"
or
"Are you ok, Jason?"
"Sugar! Stop walking around Cullman!"
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What you say to someone who is being cheap.
Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.
Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."
Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."
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What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).
Guy 1:Wow, that thugs got some phat rims that keep spinning when you stop.
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life
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when it's your birthday and someone named elina plays happy birthday (remix) but you want her to stop so you say
"elina stop playing happy birthday (remix)!!!!" and then she plays it for the teacher when it's also the teacher's birthday.
Elina: *plays happy birthday (remix)*
Mia: elina stop playing happy birthday (remix)!!!
Elina: hi miss *plays happy birthday (remix)*
TEacher: it's not that bad
Most commonly used by girls with overprotective boyfriends, this is an argumentative term to use when a girl finds herself being lectured (like a father would) by her boyfriend instead of being loved (like a boyfriend should.)
Boyfriend : I will not allow you to go out tonight and party, period, do you understand?
Girlfriend: Stop being a dad and start being a daddy!
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When what you need is the presence of Jesus and His favor and blessing in your life to make you a success, and not the material things you have accumulated.
If you let your big job title, fat bank account, or connections with people of influence be your life success, you’ll feel like a failure when these are gone; however, when you’ve Jesus in your life, you needn’t try to be a success, because you’re a success—stop pursuing things, start pursuing Him.
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