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A response to any of the comments made by Junaid Yasin, a brown senior at Parkway West High School because everything he says has completely no relevance to the current conversation. Cool Story Bro is also known as the "ultimate shutdown".
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*Can be used to counter 'Sad Story'*
When a friend tells you something of little relevance to your life/day but it very much affects their life/day so, in an attempt to be a good friend (meh) you acknowledge their plight but put it our of your mind immediately with a verbal recognition that yes, you heard them (and you really don't care). And you like Halo.
Friend #1: ...And so my cat killed my sisters teddy bear hamster and I woke up spooning it's dead corpse!!! :( :(
Friend #2: .....NUETRAL STORY, ODST.
Friend #1: *cries*
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Amber Heard Story of a Hero. I’m moved and empowered everytime I hear your Amber Heard Story. I am so proud of you for taking on this journey and showing the world that we need to do better
Thank you for your unwavering courage and relentless efforts,
Creating an Amber Heard Story of heroism today! #IStandWithAmberHeard
Fare Thee Well
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Whenever getting head on or near a jungle gym in cold weather shoot your load on the girl's face then push her face onto the jungle gym making her stuck to it like in the movie A Christmas Story whenever Schwartz triple-dog dares Flick to stick his tongue to the pole
Man you shoulda seen it i gave that bitch the Christmas Story Job
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it is when you shove pussy in pussy
girl 1: HEY GIRL!! come over here!
girl 2: ok?
girl 1: come to my house later
girl 2: sure
******they meet at her house******
girl 1: girl your the hottest women of my dreams
girl 2: oh really? you are too!
girl 1: sex?
girl 2: YESSSSSSSSS! I WILL NOT WAIT ANY MORE
girl 1 takes the girl's 2 clothes off and then the other way around.
then girl 2 jumps on girl 1 and licks her pussy until her pussy is wet and rubbed her pussy all over her pussy.(there having gay sex) and girl 1 plays with girl 2 titties until they both fall asleep. the next day girl 1 pretends to be kidnapped by girl 2 and girl 2 ties down girl 1 and rip off her cloths and then takes off her cloth's and have sex all over again. then the next day they switch positions. if you are wondering if their parents know about this. they do and did the same thing that they did so they do not care.
*************************************i hope you liked my gay sex story ;)****************************************************
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Dude. Go do something else than read this. Go play outside or touch grass, do something productive. Get this stuff off your horny mind.
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna go read an erotica/sex story!
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.
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M: Did you here that rape story?
F: I'm sure it's fake.
M: It was a ten year old girl.
F: Holy SHit!
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