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Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.
Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!
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An extreme breakout of cold sores/fever blisters around the oral cavity. Can extend to the nose, chin and cheeks in severe cases.
Dude, she looks clean now, but last month she had a rough case of swamp mouth. Yeesh.
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Convince your nasty girlfriend to take some laxatives. Then pound her in the ass wilst her liquidy shit runs down your ball sack.
louisiana swamp-fuck
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Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy
Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.
When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.
Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.
To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."
When her pussy is soo rank and soo bad it rots your dick off. Just like a swamp monster.
"You here about that girl in Clarksville?"
She got that real swamp monster pussy.