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a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.
Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.
When someone doesn’t know it’s called a Clit
Awe man you almost hit me in the Clint Licker
When you’re an idiot and don’t know what a clit is.
Person J: hit me in the Clint Licker.
Person A: like Clint Eastwood?
Illegal on other planets.
Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.
September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.
Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).
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Older pussy, typicalky a bit of aussie bish in there, that others pay attention to, usually of the oral persuasion.
Directed at old mate - what the fuk you doin ya nanny licker!