yer mom

the best insult in my mind. it also works if you get asked a question and dont want to answer it or just feel like wierding someone out. it also works if you get insulted. also one of the best starts to jokes. (a.k.a. yer mom jokes)

Jorgé the muffin: you suck
Bob: yer mom sucks

Jorgé the muffin: whats up?
Bob: yer mom. what else.

Jorgé the muffin: hey you wanna go out?
Bob: yer mom wants to go out.

Bob: Yer mom's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Bob: Yer mom's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Bob: Yer mom's so slow it takes her two hours to watch the tv show 60 Minutes.

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mom jeans

1. Jeans that are often strong very high on a woman. Usually 3 to 4 inches above the belly botton. Often is seen at soccer games, baseball games, and other outdoor recreational activities.
CONTINUED. Usually is accompanied by a thin belt, and a tucked in shirt. Jeans are often broken in and are a warn in light blue type jeans.
CONTINUED. Also since the jeans are high strung in the crotch area it is also very likely to see a pouch type pertusion in the front, an upside down heart in the back, muffin topping on the top, or the famous panty lines.
Camel Toe is a common side affect of Mom Jeans.

God Damn, these pants are ridin me like Mom Jeans.

Nothin makes me more horny for soccer moms then Mom Jeans.

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naumce's mom

The Most bang-able objectable woman in the world

Oh Man every man on earth has banged that bitch

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mom weed

weed taken from your mom with or without her knowledge

Girl: I got this weed out my moms top drawer lez blaze it
Another girl: girl that's mom weed!
Girl: so
Another girl: spark it up

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Mom Energy

Motherly energy; giving off positive vibes and care. Often given off by the physical appearance of individual; ie how they dress or look and their demeanor or conduct.

That girl is so nice and sweet she has hella mom energy

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ya mom

An insult used at the end of a statement to discourage your opponent

BILL - "Peggy, Gretchen, and I had a wonderful time last night."

SOME NIGGA - "Me and "ya mom" had a wonderful time last night"

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UR MOM

a lame comeback often used by annoying 6th grade boys

Someone: "Whatcha Doin?"
Someone Else: "UR MOM!"

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