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(noun) referance to a (booty) or (butt), glutious maximus.
hey check out the turd slicer on that chick, I'd hit that.
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When you take a shit anywhere but a toilet.
i took a fat turd man in the field.
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when you think your period is over and you take a hugeeeee shit and you look in the toilet and see red blood swarming your shit. AKA You got your period back dammit!
hey guys i just took a crimson turd
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The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban
Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!
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Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.
I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.
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I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.
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When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.
Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?