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An act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. The male places his laptop on his chest while he masturbates to porn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.
Dude 1: "Dude that girl is so hot."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"
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When someone gives you head under a desk.
Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!
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when a girl has too much pubic hair
when you can see the hair stick out of her panties she has top fro
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To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.
My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.
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Origins unknown. For those living in a state below New York along the eastern seaboard, it refers to New York.
Ant: Yo, Susan when you going back up top?
Susan: I fly into Laguardia tomorrow.
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v. to top deck: a house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top deck after the main course”.
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