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Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.

Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"

by secretsquirrel2 July 30, 2014


splash some bandits

Splashing bandits
Verb
a word used when getting rid of a robber, member of an armed gang, one who robs travelers on the road

Jack: im gonna go splash some bandits

Jill: dont end up in the grave

by s(he) s(hits) (her)self November 27, 2023


Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 03, 2023


Gigabyte Bandit

A person who does not own a smartphone and wants you to conduct searches for them

Do not Google anything for that guy he is a Gigabyte Bandit tell him to get his own smartphone.

by Jay2u October 30, 2015


Bandit the demon

He is a regretful person, caused the world's apocalypse they are going through.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.

Bandit the demon is weak

by Bandit the demon January 05, 2021


Chicago Freestyle Bandit

When a male urinates inside his partner.

Bro, I had like six liters of beer before we got to it. I had to go so bad, I accidentally became the Chicago Freestyle Bandit. I wonder if she'll want to see me again.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025


ltc bandit

bruh hkay just stole my ltc ;/

the ltc bandit (hkay) has struck again

by skid catcher July 03, 2024