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The act of sitting on someone's face who has a full beard and mustache.
I sat on his face, it was a real hairy cushion.
A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)
Hairy Otter is the best!!!
To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
OR
"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
A femboy who has a hairy, shovel-shaped penis who likes to munt with his brother.
Dang, that guy Steven is a real Hairy Gravedigger
jeans so short that pubic hair is hanging out
holy shit i can see her pubic hair
she is wearing hairy skinny jeans
The act of combing a random guys pubes. Whilst sitting on a 18 inch rubber fist and lip syncing shitty one direction songs.
Excuse me good sir, may I have a turn quaffing your pubes? Hold on, let me sit this down right here. And oooh oooh love is music girl. I want to smell your squirrel. One direction up my love cave. My heart your gonna save. Ooh oooh yeah girl. Hairy Stylz you touch baby dicks, and sing like a chick thats really sick.
Balls of toilet tissue that stick to the hairs of your rectum after wiping your bum after a poo
Look at his hairy eccles