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When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts
Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"
Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.
"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."
"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"
"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"
A small Hispanic boy that we all know and love that will eat the loli pussy so good that there none left for the rest of the family.
That nigga is one Hairy Beary, know what i'm sayin?
Foreign cum infested pubes during intercourse
Hey Fred can we get a “sticky hairy” tonight?
When one ejaculates with such intensity that it knocks them out leaving them covered in cum, and when awake they find themselves in a sticky, hairy situation, and glued by their pubes to the bed sheets. More common in the UK where they still are achieving new records for country with most pubes collectively in the world.
"oy mate! I thank it was aroond last neght that I was getting off ta yong betty, and I jizzed meself ta sleep ya, but when Ih woke up ya see, moy sticky had glued me to my sheets yeah it done it! I had meself a sticky hairy one I did"
its self explanatory this bitch hairy
i was about to tap up then this bitch was hella hairy i said This bitch hairy af
when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep
friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me