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Andre: You fist like a seal
Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person
Andre: DAMN!
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A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.
Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,
and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.
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(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.
I got your wife, have a nice life!
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Words directed at a person when your'e not really interested (with) more than a little jealousy thrown in!
Do we really care??
Jeremy:"My Wife and I are off again to Borneo!"
Derek:"Oh really?-How nice for you!"
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When a situation does not involve being nice, but rather one being bad.
Saying "It's not called gym-nice-tics" after pwning a person.
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In matters of etiquette, the proper way to introduce yourself to someone you don't know.
Scott: My name is Scott, and I'll be your ski instructor for today. Nice to meet you.
Peter: Thank you, nice to meet you too.
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A disease in which a socially awkward, unattractive, and hygenicly-repulsive male with a terrible personality feels victimized by women when they don't want to date him. Said male comes to believe all women are 'sluts' who want or deserve to be raped and killed, or, in its milder form, spawns the evil known as 'pick up artists'. It has no known cure.
No, he's just having a flareup of his Nice Guy syndrome.
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