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Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.
Jesus Pee
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noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.
noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.
Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.
verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.
Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.
Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
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When you have no knowledge of sexual conduct, but you need to find out.
"Aye little mama, lemme pee in that butt."
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verb:
To use the wrong object for the wrong reason. Doesn't matter if it works, it's just wrong.
Peeing in the sink may use less water, but it's not what the sink is for.
Person 1: "What's the problem with washing my hands with the water fountain?"
Person 2: "Dude, it's like peeing in the sink."
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the tingly feeling you get on the back of your head, neck and shoulders when you pee that feels amazing. sometimes better than an orgasm
if you have pee tingles please comment on this post because no one that i know has them
1: bro my pee tingles are fucking amazing
2: what in the cotton picking rim raising god praising black jack paddy wack fuck are pee tingles
1: smh
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A place where guys like to piss (wall, urinal, etc)
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